12 Days of Hash
Tune: 12 days of Christmas

On the first day of Hash
Our GM gave to me:
A Down-Down for taking a pee.

On the second day of Hash
Our GM gave to me:
Two eyes blue
And a Down-Down for taking a pee.

On the third day of Hash
Our GM gave to me:
Three on his knee
Two eyes blue
And a Down-Down for taking a pee.

Fourth day: Four old whores
Fifth day: Five lusty wives (mass chant)
Sixth day: Six fancy chicks
Seventh day: Seven cocks from Devon
Eighth day: Eight fornicates
Ninth day: Nine from behind
Tenth day: Ten horny men
Eleventh day: Eleven glimpse of Heaven
Twelfth day: Twelve Mademoiselles