Sir Jasper
Tune:

She wears her silk pajamas in the summer when it's hot,
She wears her woolen nightie in the winter when it's not,
But later in the springtime, and early in the fall,
She jumps between the lily-white sheets with nothing on at all.

Chorus
She's a most immoral lady,
She's a most immoral lady,
She's a most immoral lady,
As she lay between the lily-white sheets with nothing on at all.

Oh, Sir Jasper do not touch me,
Oh, Sir Jasper do not touch me,
Oh, Sir Jasper do not touch me,
As she lay between the lily-white sheets with nothing on at all.

Oh, Sir Jasper do not touch!
Oh, Sir Jasper do not touch!
Oh, Sir Jasper do not touch
As she lay between the lily-white sheets with nothing on at all.

Oh, Sir Jasper do not! etc.
Oh, Sir Jasper do! etc.

Ohhh, Sir Jasper! etc.

Ohhh, Sir! etc.
Ooohhh! etc.